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hane's Journal

Name:
Hane Shinohara
External Services:
  • hane@livejournal.com
  • HaneShinohara
Gondor has no mini-biography. Gondor needs no mini-biography.

Hane is, among other things: a yaoi fangirl, a writer, obsessed, perverse, guilty, chaotic, moronic, supersonic, neurotic, gorgeous, lazy, dramatic, elvish, shameless, addicted to crack, a pr0n star, loosely affiliated with tentacles, sometimes sublime, usually earthbound, tattooed, geeky, silly, poorly expressed on paper, a curse, a hack, a leech, a ninja, a Mary Sue, a xenomorph, a voyeur of fictional pornography, an axe-murderer, a shiny demon shining in the middle of the road, Squall's incestuous cousin, a failed SOLDIER, an equestrian, a Russian sub, a Knight Templar, a girl from under the subway that only drinks blood, able to crawl from TVs, the first Gear prototype, savior of the world, sekritly shagging Tobey Maguire's Red Pollard, stealing your best horses, full of cheese, going down swinging, the best stripper in Midgar, more than you bargained for, the Last Samurai, sealed under a mountain for 500 years, dangerously in love, a glitch in the Matrix, best when served chilled, Gung Ho Gun #32, something witty, Ashley Riot's desperately sexy trenchcoat, the Prisoner of Azkaban, a purple sock, Erwin Rommel's other favorite ride, a side effect of the Sigma virus, Jedi #19 in Episode Two, cloned from an alien slime being, responsible for Zell's tattoo, Jet Li's greatest rival, Unsent, underpaid, overworked, overclocked, unintelligible at best, the third gunman on the grassy knoll, the Pope's secret agent in Gevaudon, zenner than thou, all outta bubblegum, a loyal Turk to a Vice President bent on the ruling the world through the iron fist of LAW, the Companion Yfane, not sane, not healthy, not serious.

According to Other People, Hane is "like the train wreck that happens, on schedule, every time."

I carry torches for Vagrant Story, FFVII, FFVIII, FFX, Kingdom Hearts, SW, LoTR, Guilty Gear, Rockman, Saiyuki, Trigun, FMA, YST/Ronin Warriors, Avatar, Silent Hill, In Fire Forged, HPverse, Lackeyverses, Eddingsverses, Arthurian legend, Naruto, Sifl and Olly, Gundam Seed, CFUD, Deadman Wonderland, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Mass Effect, Red vs. Blue, Halo, and probably quite a few other things I'm forgetting.

Fanfiction here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/683771/

Saiyuki Fanfiction here: http://split-infinity.org/saiyuki/viewuser.php?uid=32

Fiction/WIP journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/zell_viator

I have two children: a 17 year old red dun Quarter horse gelding of 16 hands, registered name Magnolia's Chickabar, answers (or doesn't answer) to Fox; and a 4 year old black Quarter horse gelding 14-something hands, ex-stud stallion, registered name Dee Bar On Deck, answers to Lancelot or Lance.

I also collect strangers. AIM me. I dare you. HaneShinohara, HunterArsenic, WingLansor, PredecesorShuyin.

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